Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Soulja Boy - YAHHH!!

Soulja Boy-


Yahhhh





I hate this lil nigga with all my heart and soul



I hate his fuck-tard scribble sunglasses!



I hate his ubiquitous dance!



I hate his simple ass remedial rhymes!


This nigga is a klansmans wet dream... Its like Ronald Reagan (that nigga ain't lost his mind) and Bill O'Reilly got together to genetically engineer a super-coon.


A nigger that could jig and juke for hours fueled only by a diet of hot pickles, 99 cent chips, and Watermelon AriZona juice and still have energy to shine a mirror onto a pair of wingtips.


A nigger that could make a page of unintelligible bullshit so catchy that even the strong minded edumacated African American finds themselves tapping a toe to the shit.


I didnt there could ever be a more exploitive form of entertainment than Ministrel shows but I think this trails closely behind.


This song seriously has 24 bars between two niggas and the coldest line is


Ain't got time for chitchat
I'm tryin to get this money
So get up out my face
You shit-breath dummy

You serious?!? That's the best shit you could think of????


That wasn't even Soulja Boy those words came from his lil minion of ignorance Arab (pronounced A-Rab).


Normally I'm all about a young dude getting gwap any kind of way but you gotta draw the line somewhere.


Aint Shit to mention about this video except Rocsi and Terrance are prolly announcing it at number 1 right about now..


FUCK BET, FUCK MR. COLLIPARK TWICE FOR THE YING-YANG TWINS, AND FUCK SOULJA BOY MOMMA FOR KEEPING HIS RETARDED ASS (this is exactly why you shouldn't make babies with your brother)



SOME WTF MOMENTS


*Cheap Brittney Spears look-a-likes homie?


You coulda got the real thing and some head for a gram of coke, a family pack of Funyuns, and a half a bottle of that Hen.


Stupid ass!


*Just when you thought it couldn't get worse this dude has a big lipped neanderthal retard claymation version of himself in the video... Well I guess it wasn't that far off.


*When did they start giving out F's in Special Classes ya'll? Fuck that how exactly do you get one? I imagine he consistently colored outside the lines and blurted random Yahhahhaahaas out during nap time.


* Okay when they start throwing the paper in class watch the lil asian girl....she cant dance for shit!


* See what niggas buy with ringtone money! this cat has a $30 office depot chair welded to a 22 inch rim.